Jordan’s Liver Is Mighty Cold

Back in 1999, basketball superstar Michael Jordan, unlike many other celebrities, repeatedly refused to sign up as an organ donor…

The Best Part of Being Like Mike

An NBA rookie
May be a tough cookie
And maybe he has Michael’s hands;

Perhaps the kid’s fleet;
He has got Michael’s feet,
And runs ’em, to cheers from the stands;

Each shot he lets fly
Shows he’s got Michael’s eye;
He’s Like Mike, but only in part:

He’ll have to deliver
Without Michael’s liver…
And never will have Michael’s heart!

– The Yellow Doggerelist

(March 1999)

Copyright © 1999 Stephen S. Bates

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